The Bong Zone

So we've been chatting about Warnings on here recently. As I posted earlier, I LOVE reading Warning Pages of users. In fact, that might be the comedic location on this entire site. So I'm just going to click completely randomly on some people (most of whom I've never even heard of) and see if I can find any good warnings and post them below for comic relief. :)

I would highly encourage all of you to share some classic Warnings that you know about as well! Think of it like "Headlines" with Jay Leno, except real life goodies on our own Message Boards. Believe me, there is a literal gold mine of this stuff out there!

---Seahawks37 likes to warn people for "Language." He's warned 4 people all which included "Language." I thought we all use language... ;)

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/28776

---IrishSean2's warning page is filled with so much text that Cliff's Notes is considering writing about it. One of the better ones here is: Reason: talking about akcohol on a sports board. And also hiding curse words by changing the spelling. please ban this member.

Ah yes, the old talking about "akcohol" trick. And "hiding" curse words by changing the spelling... watch, I'll do that now: "cat" Really, that was a four letter swear word that I "hid" by changing the spelling of it completely and dropping one letter from it as well. lol

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/69656

---ItalianTony2 got warned for: "Reason: I feel that wishing everyone but one member to be offensive to me and to my beliefs. That is not what Christmas is about." LMAO!!!!

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/171150

---bigpapiandmanny got warned for: Reason: not at top 100 level WTF?!?! LOL

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/5637

---Ranjeet SoS warned someone for: Reason: Used the word "gay" in a demeaning matter. I am quite upset. Apparently Ranjeet wasn't a child of the 80's. lol

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/182682

---BostonHood warned someone for: Reason: he used big words. LOL.... his page is actually quite amusing.

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/159817

---Tosage20 got warned for: Reason: rapist comments on the "STOP WITH THE RAPIST COMMENTS" thread. (This was in reference to Kobe Bryant.)

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/184764

---TheSkins8 warned someone for: Reason: he says that a fellow poster sucks on his genitals

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/66235

---sunshipball is the only guy to have warned our beloved CowboysAndBeer: Reason: obscenely racist and demeaning! CowboysAndBeer??? Never!!! LOL

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/127539

---poop launcher1 warned Pack-Jason for being "offensive." And the CBS crew upheld it! LOL I guess they missed the irony.

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/143143

---HurricaneDij39 is yet another user with a novel on his warning page. So many to choose from, so little time. I think I'll go with this one though: Reason: This guy posted an avater that is inappropriate, CBS, if you look closely, you would see that it is a cartoon of a man shooting a gun and to the right it says "Shooting Practice". Avatas like this is what influences the Virginia Tech and Northern Illinois incidents. CBS, I would seriously consider banning this poster if I was an admin, because this is unacceptable, on a sports website no less. Ah yes, avatars are now causing school shootings. LOL

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/135666

So I'm stopping here for now. I found all of those in about 30 minutes. If you've got any good ones or just feel like commenting, feel free!

Cheers!

knicks73 Reputation: 97 Level: Superstar Since: Sep 23, 2006	Posted on: April 5, 2008 12:53 am Score: 82 WARNING!!!!! dude, i'm not even sure how i landed here, but this is totally hilarious....what a bunch of dweebs. [ Reply to Comment ]
Its Time : 420 Reputation: 99 Level: Superstar Since: Feb 1, 2008	Posted on: April 5, 2008 2:51 am Score: 92 WARNING!!!!! Yea Im really not sure how I got here either, but this was a hella funny ! Warnings are childish, period, if you can't handle getting into arguments then why even come to a sports message board!? People disagree, its part of life, if you can't deal with it, well you better learn lol ! [ Reply to Comment ]
The Bong Show Reputation: 97 Level: Superstar Since: Sep 24, 2007	Posted on: April 5, 2008 4:24 am Score: 84 WARNING!!!!! dude, i'm not even sure how i landed here, but this is totally hilarious....what a bunch of dweebs. LOL... well, I'm glad you stopped by. Thanks for taking the time to comment! Greatly appreciated! Cheers! [ Reply to Comment ]
Skydog Reputation: 99 Level: Superstar Since: Sep 30, 2006	Posted on: April 5, 2008 4:31 am Score: 90 WARNING!!!!! Boffo! Great idea. Way to bring the dirty side of CBS to light. also: Don't warn me bro! [ Reply to Comment ]
The Bong Show Reputation: 97 Level: Superstar Since: Sep 24, 2007	Posted on: April 5, 2008 4:35 am Score: 87 WARNING!!!!! Yea Im really not sure how I got here either, but this was a hella funny ! LOL.... I'm glad you found your way here as well. Actually, in an ironic twist of fate, while I was randomly clicking on people, yours happened to be one of the names I clicked on. But apparently, you dont offend enough people, so you gave me no good material to use. Thanks! LMAO! Really cool avatar though! :) Warnings are childish, period, if you can't handle getting into arguments then why even come to a sports message board!? People disagree, its part of life, if you can't deal with it, well you better learn lol ! Very well stated. I couldn't agree more! Warning people left and right is tantamount to a second grader running to the principal's office because they don't have the ability to extrapolate their thoughts in a constructive manner within a public forum. Or it is like a co-worker that has an issue with a fellow co-worker, who instead of being an adult and sitting down and speaking with them face to face about it, run off like a little child and "tattle" on them to their boss. Like you said, if you can't handle the heat, don't come to a sports message board... or go to Disney.com. lol Cheers! [ Reply to Comment ]
The Bong Show Reputation: 97 Level: Superstar Since: Sep 24, 2007	Posted on: April 5, 2008 4:36 am Score: 84 WARNING!!!!! Boffo! Great idea. Way to bring the dirty side of CBS to light. LOL.... dirty to light... you could be a writer and didn't even know it. :) also: Don't warn me bro! I've never warned anyone, so you are safe. :) Thanks for the comments! Cheers! [ Reply to Comment ]
OKmanUbet Reputation: 98 Level: Superstar Since: Oct 12, 2007	Posted on: April 5, 2008 10:06 am Score: 90 WARNING!!!!! You have got to check this guys warnings out (MrSoonerToYou)...now this cat is a knucklehead in the truest sense of the word, and probably deserves everything he gets...but I still couldn't help but crack up at some of the warnings here: ---Cakes42 warned MrSoonerToYou....Reason: accusing someone of homosexuality ---DFW_POKE warned MrSoonerToYou..Reason: For being an OU fan.. (classic) LOL! Anyway Great Blog! [ Reply to Comment ]
OKmanUbet Reputation: 98 Level: Superstar Since: Oct 12, 2007	Posted on: April 5, 2008 10:15 am Score: 75 WARNING!!!!! Here is the link: www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/126601 [ Reply to Comment ]
nsbradley Reputation: 97 Level: Superstar Since: Jul 19, 2007	Posted on: April 5, 2008 11:20 am Score: 92 WARNING!!!!! TBS....Great!......one can always count on you to create a unique discussion topic! IMO there are postings that are "warning appropriate" - such as vulgar avatars and spewing forth filth that obviously are posted because the poster feels secure behind the computer rather than in actual communications in person.....they seem to think everyone enjoys a low level immature post or they are trying to be as low level and immature as they can, ie afraid to speak in that manner in the real world....their efforts to shock....their not having the common sense to know they are way out of bounds...etc. CBS does state that ignorance, etc. is expected on the boards......however it is extremely selfish and egotistical for some posters to try to force their negatives on others.....a form of being a bully......akin to being on the grammar school playground once again. [ Reply to Comment ]
The Bong Show Reputation: 97 Level: Superstar Since: Sep 24, 2007	Posted on: April 7, 2008 3:50 pm Score: 83 WARNING!!!!! You have got to check this guys warnings out (MrSoonerToYou)...now this cat is a knucklehead in the truest sense of the word, and probably deserves everything he gets... LOL! Welcome OKman! Long time no see. :) Thanks for stopping by! Great post! :) Cheers! [ Reply to Comment ]

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