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Part 1 was fun to do:

http://the-bong-show.blogs.sportsline.com/mcc/blogs/entry/7488048/7557121

The beginning of that entry here: As I posted earlier, I LOVE reading Warning Pages of users. In fact, that might be the comedic location on this entire site. So I'm just going to click completely randomly on some people (most of whom I've never even heard of) and see if I can find any good warnings and post them below for comic relief. :)

I would highly encourage all of you to share some classic Warnings that you know about as well! Think of it like "Headlines" with Jay Leno, except real life goodies on our own Message Boards. Believe me, there is a literal gold mine of this stuff out there!

Part 2 begins NOW:

-- verntroyer1 warned someone for: Reason: Talking about my Momma's butt cheeks, saying he made them red = Vulger, Offensive, and Inappropriate

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/155208

-- Talk_2_Me warned someone for: Reason: CBS , as a decent woman I find this post abusive, offensive, racist, sexually explicit, ethnically offensive, indecent, and that promotes violence against women and advocates illegal acts. Please ban this individual in order for CBS Message Boards to be free of this type of individual. Thank you , sincerely Lynn Bowers

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/239047

--giantsrool36... One sampling of many to choose from: Reason: this idiot is a pesk. He just said my girl had a sex change. Not tolerable!

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/193755

--T-Town Pride12 warned someone for: Reason: This guy supports Hillary Clinton. Enough said. He is a socialist coward that is pro radical islamic terrorism. LMFAO!!!!

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/160418

--rivalschupa warned someone for: Reason: His post on VT board, "Yeah, there are a bunch of hillbillies talking trash on the WV football message board about VT, UMD, and LSU. Join us to battle back vs WV. The message board is called, "HAHAHA West Virginia read this bamaz." It goes a little bit like that. They called VT fans white trash. They called MD fans a bunch of crap. Let's go!!!!"

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/186259

-- tracer1112 has been warned numerous times for violence. Here are his warnings:

Reason: His bad internet connection has his post of trying to come find and possibly kill me up again and this guy needs to be kicked off of here. This shouldn't be tolerated.

Reason: Wants my name and is threatening to come find me and hurt me. This shouldn't be aloud on any kind of website.

Reason: He threatened me that he would split my head open. "My wig"

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/170242

"The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you." "Lighten up, Francis." lol

-- CoolBeans warned someone with some new info that I was unaware of prior to reading: Reason: Appalachians (which all of WV falls under) are a federally recognized minority group. References such as hicks, hillbillies, etc. ARE INAPPROPRIATE.

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/8057

-- vtterrapin got warned for: Reason: innapropriate conduct....calling people from west virginia hillbillies is neglagent...especially when the person is a maryland fan who married his sister and fishes aimlessly for blue crab...only to discover his mother married jabba the friedgeon....

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/133987

-- ohboy11 got warned for: Reason: submitting a warning against me because i warned him for swearing and covering it uop with asterisks...cbs doesnt have the sack to uphold thier own rules though...or is it just because he is a superstar top1k member....well cbs go @#&%* yourself then

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/68957

-- Silversword55 warned someone to: Reason: Quit giving me 0's you dumb idiot

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/138667

-- John_McClane got warned for: Reason: TWR - typing while retarded LMFAO!!!

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/187946

-- fat_daddyo5 warned someone for: Reason: Demeaning, cruel, meanspirited comments throughout thread. Yes, I live in my parents' basement, and the only meaning and structure in life I can find is posting on a message board. Same with Youk is Sloth. Does she have to rub our noses in it. Please ban her. All she does is stalk guys trying to take their minds off their troubles, insult them, and issue warnings.

LMAO!!!!

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/178943

-- robray15 warned someone for: Reason: Labeling Me and another member as homosexuals, and using unappropriate phrases "both want to be the catcher"

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/225596

-- katobrien1 warned someone for: Reason: This guy should be banned. How racist are you going to let comments be? "i am not saying there is no black middle class in iowa, I am saying there is no black people in iowa".....he calls the other guy a white ass??? racist, profanity,,,,where does it stop...ban him

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/174257

-- pfish53083 got warned for: Reason: Bragging about superstar status while I am only a pro...hurts my feelings

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/123867

-- sambaby07.... What a page he has managed to create... Of the 30 Warnings I have to choose from, I'll go with: Reason: Personal attack. Thread is created to demean cowboyb. he then repeats in this that the entire purpose is to insult cowboyb and calls people sheep molesters.

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/174868

Finally, we have Rock_Strongo who warned someone for: Reason: completely vulgar and innapropriate poll....putting things in his a## deepthroating fruit(oral sex reference) collecting feces...this is an obvious violtion of tos and this poster should be tazered and banned.

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/209572

Beavis: "The taser! Yeah, yeah, the taser!! Tasers are cool! Tasers rule!"

Cheers!

Bravo, bongmeister. These warnings remind me of people who think that if they say it loud enough, it will be true. I bow down to the king. I find many of these warnings as ridiculous as the current fascination with expiration dates. As a kid, did you ever find a lost bottle of Pepsi or Coke in the basement that was probably older than you and proceed to open it and drink it. AND SURVIVE!!!!! Did your parents ever can their own vegetables? I ate some dinners that were older than me. AND SURVIVED!!!!!! Now, every medicine comes with a warning that stops just short of a skull and crossbones emblem. What can you take that won't make you dizzy, drowzy, cause headaches, sleeplessness, constipation, and/or diahrea? All in the same warning. I've personally never been able to have diahrea and be constipated at the same time. And why would you want to take it if it didn't make you dizzy and lightheaded(OOPS!! stream of conscienceness moment there). Now when I buy a 12 pack of canned soft drinks, I have to check the expiration date so my wife doesn't throw them away(They Taste Funny!!). Did your MOM restock the canned goods in the fallout shelter every year because they expired(GEN Xers, Google MISSILE CRISES for explanation)? Wow!! I'm really off point here. Anywhere, another great blog. LMAO.

North Harbour Reputation: 96 Level: Superstar Since: Jan 2, 2008	Posted on: May 8, 2008 3:09 am Score: 84 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: WARNING!!!!! Part 2 Sexual Content and Racism!!! ...Wait, what are we talking about? [ Reply to Comment ]
The Bong Show Reputation: 94 Level: All-Star Since: Sep 24, 2007	Posted on: May 8, 2008 6:33 am Score: 87 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: WARNING!!!!! Part 2 ...Wait, what are we talking about? LOL.... what's up NH? Some of those are amazing! I particularly enjoyed the "blue crab" reference for some odd reason. Not because I like blue crab, just because they actually went out of their way to add in the extra adjective as if just plain "crab" wasn't sufficient. :) But hey, the blue crabs don't even compare to some of those yummy Aussie lobsters you guys got down under! :) Cheers! [ Reply to Comment ]
NFL-Solomon Reputation: 97 Level: Superstar Since: Mar 8, 2008	Posted on: May 8, 2008 9:54 am Score: 93 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: WARNING!!!!! Part 2 LOL Bong, some of these are hilarious. It never ceases to amaze me how much power some people give others words. It was said so that makes it true! I wish I could find a concentrated group of these people so I could go into sales in their area, I'd make a mint. If you are "hurt" by words, that is only because you let those words hurt you. I found through my own experience that those that issue warnings are generally those who are incompetent to defend their arguments or rebut yours, so they warn instead. I'll tell, I'll tell! Defend yourself and your ideas and you don't need to run to mommy CBS and tattle. Lighten up Francis indeed! [ Reply to Comment ]
WarpedMind Reputation: 96 Level: Superstar Since: Aug 13, 2007	Posted on: May 8, 2008 10:40 am Score: 93 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: WARNING!!!!! Part 2 Wow, bongmaster, that was some funny stuff! Checking out some of those warnings and posts kind of reminded me of the good old days when all we had to deal with were the interminable "shut up, Jen" threads and S/Ns. I never did figure out what the warning I got a while ago had to do with anything I posted; anyone who sees a connection is a better (or more twisted:) person than I am. In the dude's defense, this was shortly after CBS moved the 'reply' and 'warn' and other stuff around, but even as a reply to my post, this one will still make you go "huh????" http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/135757 [ Reply to Comment ]
Badger_colorado Reputation: 96 Level: Superstar Since: Jan 24, 2007	Posted on: May 8, 2008 11:00 am Score: 92 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: WARNING!!!!! Part 2 This is my favorite one I received for one of my blogs I wrote about "Gay Penguins Censored": Lying on blog about gay penguins Here's how the exchange started: Him: You F****** liar I come va there no gay penguins it woud be all over the newsMy response: "To be fair, the penguins have yet to officially come out of the closet. That was me making assumptions. However, the original point was that London County, Virginia has pulled a children's book about two male penguins hatching an egg. I guess they could have just been friends. Also, I'm not sure just how newsworthy gay penguins would be, even in Virginia. Here's the link again: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330956,00.html [ Reply to Comment ]
fansince66 Reputation: 90 Level: All-Star Since: Mar 20, 2008	Posted on: May 8, 2008 11:45 am Score: 74 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: WARNING!!!!! Part 2 Bravo, bongmeister. These warnings remind me of people who think that if they say it loud enough, it will be true. I bow down to the king. I find many of these warnings as ridiculous as the current fascination with expiration dates. As a kid, did you ever find a lost bottle of Pepsi or Coke in the basement that was probably older than you and proceed to open it and drink it. AND SURVIVE!!!!! Did your parents ever can their own vegetables? I ate some dinners that were older than me. AND SURVIVED!!!!!! Now, every medicine comes with a warning that stops just short of a skull and crossbones emblem. What can you take that won't make you dizzy, drowzy, cause headaches, sleeplessness, constipation, and/or diahrea? All in the same warning. I've personally never been able to have diahrea and be constipated at the same time. And why would you want to take it if it didn't make you dizzy and lightheaded(OOPS!! stream of conscienceness moment there). Now when I buy a 12 pack of canned soft drinks, I have to check the expiration date so my wife doesn't throw them away(They Taste Funny!!). Did your MOM restock the canned goods in the fallout shelter every year because they expired(GEN Xers, Google MISSILE CRISES for explanation)? Wow!! I'm really off point here. Anywhere, another great blog. LMAO. [ Reply to Comment ]
FloydZepplin Reputation: 96 Level: Superstar Since: Apr 30, 2007	Posted on: May 8, 2008 12:08 pm Score: 87 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: WARNING!!!!! Part 2 Kudos Bong for yet another great post, very funny stuff. I believe Ron White said it best: You can't fix stupid [ Reply to Comment ]
WarpedMind Reputation: 96 Level: Superstar Since: Aug 13, 2007	Posted on: May 8, 2008 1:13 pm Score: 91 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: WARNING!!!!! Part 2 I've personally never been able to have diahrea and be constipated at the same time. If this is a mission ya actually wanna accomplish, pop a few tabs of coedine (widely available over the counter

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