Part 1 was fun to do:
http://the-bong-show.blogs.sportsline.com/mcc/blogs/entry/7488048/7557121
The beginning of that entry here: As I posted earlier, I LOVE reading Warning Pages of users. In fact, that might be the comedic location on this entire site. So I'm just going to click completely randomly on some people (most of whom I've never even heard of) and see if I can find any good warnings and post them below for comic relief. :)
I would highly encourage all of you to share some classic Warnings that you know about as well! Think of it like "Headlines" with Jay Leno, except real life goodies on our own Message Boards. Believe me, there is a literal gold mine of this stuff out there!
Part 2 begins NOW:
-- verntroyer1 warned someone for: Reason: Talking about my Momma's butt cheeks, saying he made them red = Vulger, Offensive, and Inappropriate
http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/155208
-- Talk_2_Me warned someone for: Reason: CBS , as a decent woman I find this post abusive, offensive, racist, sexually explicit, ethnically offensive, indecent, and that promotes violence against women and advocates illegal acts. Please ban this individual in order for CBS Message Boards to be free of this type of individual. Thank you , sincerely Lynn Bowers
http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/239047
--giantsrool36... One sampling of many to choose from: Reason: this idiot is a pesk. He just said my girl had a sex change. Not tolerable!
http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/193755
--T-Town Pride12 warned someone for: Reason: This guy supports Hillary Clinton. Enough said. He is a socialist coward that is pro radical islamic terrorism. LMFAO!!!!
http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/160418
--rivalschupa warned someone for: Reason: His post on VT board, "Yeah, there are a bunch of hillbillies talking trash on the WV football message board about VT, UMD, and LSU. Join us to battle back vs WV. The message board is called, "HAHAHA West Virginia read this bamaz." It goes a little bit like that. They called VT fans white trash. They called MD fans a bunch of crap. Let's go!!!!"
http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/186259
-- tracer1112 has been warned numerous times for violence. Here are his warnings:
Reason: His bad internet connection has his post of trying to come find and possibly kill me up again and this guy needs to be kicked off of here. This shouldn't be tolerated.
Reason: Wants my name and is threatening to come find me and hurt me. This shouldn't be aloud on any kind of website.
Reason: He threatened me that he would split my head open. "My wig"
http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/170242
"The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you." "Lighten up, Francis." lol
-- CoolBeans warned someone with some new info that I was unaware of prior to reading: Reason: Appalachians (which all of WV falls under) are a federally recognized minority group. References such as hicks, hillbillies, etc. ARE INAPPROPRIATE.
http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/8057
-- vtterrapin got warned for: Reason: innapropriate conduct....calling people from west virginia hillbillies is neglagent...especially when the person is a maryland fan who married his sister and fishes aimlessly for blue crab...only to discover his mother married jabba the friedgeon....
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!
http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/133987
-- ohboy11 got warned for: Reason: submitting a warning against me because i warned him for swearing and covering it uop with asterisks...cbs doesnt have the sack to uphold thier own rules though...or is it just because he is a superstar top1k member....well cbs go @#&%* yourself then
http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/68957
-- Silversword55 warned someone to: Reason: Quit giving me 0's you dumb idiot
http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/138667
-- John_McClane got warned for: Reason: TWR - typing while retarded LMFAO!!!
http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/187946
-- fat_daddyo5 warned someone for: Reason: Demeaning, cruel, meanspirited comments throughout thread. Yes, I live in my parents' basement, and the only meaning and structure in life I can find is posting on a message board. Same with Youk is Sloth. Does she have to rub our noses in it. Please ban her. All she does is stalk guys trying to take their minds off their troubles, insult them, and issue warnings.
LMAO!!!!
http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/178943
-- robray15 warned someone for: Reason: Labeling Me and another member as homosexuals, and using unappropriate phrases "both want to be the catcher"
http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/225596
-- katobrien1 warned someone for: Reason: This guy should be banned. How racist are you going to let comments be? "i am not saying there is no black middle class in iowa, I am saying there is no black people in iowa".....he calls the other guy a white ass??? racist, profanity,,,,where does it stop...ban him
http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/174257
-- pfish53083 got warned for: Reason: Bragging about superstar status while I am only a pro...hurts my feelings
http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/authors/warnings/123867
-- sambaby07.... What a page he has managed to create... Of the 30 Warnings I have to choose from, I'll go with: Reason: Personal attac